There’s really no good way to lead into this story, but here goes. The other day I was channel surfing and I stumbled upon Hannah Montana. I’ve honestly never seen the show, but I hear it’s all the rage with the kids nowadays, so I figured I’d check it out.
So Hannah’s at the hospital to get some sort of an operation on her vocal cords or maybe she’s got larengitis or maybe it’s her tonsils, regardless, she’s at the hospital for an operation that could influence her voice if it went wrong. I’d like to add that Hannah Montana’s doctor was none other than Star Trek: Voyager’s Tuvok, something that I found super cool, but sad at the same time because I’m sure it inspired boatloads of weird Star Trek/Hannah Montana slash fic.
Anyway, Hannah Montana comes home from the consult and her brother starts telling her that this super routine operation could go wrong if power went out, thus leading to our heroin losing her singing voice/raison d’être. I found the script for the episode (called I am Hannah, Hear me Croak). Here is the best double entendre I’ve hear in a long time. Jackson’s her brother’s name and Miley is Hannah Montana.
Yeah..Dads right, besides what do you think’s gonna happen? Just when the surgery is about to start, a meteor hits a bus, the bus drives into a hotdog stand, a giant neon weiner flies into the power lines! The lights go off in the surgery room and the next thing you know, your singing like aunt Pearl after she swallowed that cazook remember? (Cough, cough, cough) bleew!
OH NO now im never going to be Hannah Monatana again all because of a giant weiner!