Man, I’ve been really bad at this blog thing. It’s been what, two weeks since the last update? Sorry. I’d like to say I’ve been busy doing super awesome things, but I’d be lying. I did find a full-time job though, so that’s good.
Because I don’t want to get sued or fired, I’ll use clever double-speak to hide my employer’s true identity. Let’s just say I work at a call center for a tech company and I do warranty support.
As you might expect, hilarity often ensues as it did in my first call ever.
(after getting the formalities out of the way)
Caller: There are some programs on my receipt that I didn’t download. I asked my 18 year old son if he downloaded them, and he says he didn’t. Is there a way to get a refund for these?
Me: We’ll I’ll see what I can do. Can I get the names of the programs please?
Caller: Sure, you’ve got Stick It, I bought that, Sex Strip, Beautiful Boobs and A+ Pickup Lines. My son says he downloaded A+ Pickup Lines, but not the other ones.
Me: Ok, well, I mean, it’s possible someone hacked into your account and downloaded Sex Strip and Beautiful Boobs, I’ll look into that, but I mean, it’s a possibility that, you know, your 18 year old son may have possibly downloads those programs…. But, I mean, I’ll check with the billing department for you.
Caller: Yeah, please check. I swear, if he downloaded those things, I’ll kill him….
I think this job will have its good moments….(I wonder what kind of hits I’ll get from posting those words on here.)